My (James's) fml moment.......
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My (James's) fml moment.......
James™ Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:55 pm
I'm currently a senior this year, and that mean woohoo graduation!
I am currently taking 3 history classes this year, well the only thing that stinks about it is that they are all going over the same thing at the same time.
*sorry i keep getting off track*
.... like i was saying..... back to my story well i was at lunch today (9/10/09), and this girl asked me if I knew where the nearest bathroom was. Which was quite simple to find actualy but i didnt notice she was new. Well on our way to the restroom I tripped on my right shoe lace. thankfully I have a fast left leg and it cought me quickly but what i didnt notice was that a girl about the size of three of me was walking and didnt happen to notice me trying my shoe on the ground. The first thing that passed through my head was: "Um.... dude there is a giant foot passing in front of your face.". The worst part of all was....
When I turned to who see who it was her stomach completely covered my face, I was already starting to run out of air.(plus her shirt smelt horrible)IT was the WORST situation I have ever been in in my life. The girl who I was orriginially taking to the bathroom was laughing so hard her side started to cramp and she started to cry because it was just so funny. The girl who ran into me on the other hand was ticked, like I had somehow offened her. But my face is still intact and I can breathe normal again. But heres the 2nd part of my fml story. The bathroom girl is in my 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 7th hour class. So I am officialy ******. plain and simple.
-[AFRO MAN]- (JAMES)
I am currently taking 3 history classes this year, well the only thing that stinks about it is that they are all going over the same thing at the same time.
*sorry i keep getting off track*
.... like i was saying..... back to my story well i was at lunch today (9/10/09), and this girl asked me if I knew where the nearest bathroom was. Which was quite simple to find actualy but i didnt notice she was new. Well on our way to the restroom I tripped on my right shoe lace. thankfully I have a fast left leg and it cought me quickly but what i didnt notice was that a girl about the size of three of me was walking and didnt happen to notice me trying my shoe on the ground. The first thing that passed through my head was: "Um.... dude there is a giant foot passing in front of your face.". The worst part of all was....
WARNING: If you are light stomached or are pegnant I suggest you to stop reading now, this next part is for mature audiences only. You have been warned please heed my warning with caution.
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When I turned to who see who it was her stomach completely covered my face, I was already starting to run out of air.(plus her shirt smelt horrible)IT was the WORST situation I have ever been in in my life. The girl who I was orriginially taking to the bathroom was laughing so hard her side started to cramp and she started to cry because it was just so funny. The girl who ran into me on the other hand was ticked, like I had somehow offened her. But my face is still intact and I can breathe normal again. But heres the 2nd part of my fml story. The bathroom girl is in my 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 7th hour class. So I am officialy ******. plain and simple.
-[AFRO MAN]- (JAMES)
Last edited by James on Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:02 am; edited 3 times in total (Reason for editing : Improper grammer.)
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Re: My (James's) fml moment.......
Admin Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:20 am
you made it sound worst than it is BUT COOOL lol good story teller
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Re: My (James's) fml moment.......
iambowling247 Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:40 pm
I say fuck the new girl, end of story.
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lol
James™ Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:47 pm
Thanks, but bowling its kind of hard to forget about the girl when shes in 4 of my classes lol....
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Re: My (James's) fml moment.......
allen93 Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:01 pm
rofl copter....i got it on the first try...u r so slow james!@@!2
lol!@!@!@!@!
man that was funny as hell!@@!@!@
=P
lol!@!@!@!@!
man that was funny as hell!@@!@!@
=P
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